If it were only that simple...

If it were only as simple as people listening to me; this world would surly be a better place. I have answers for everything, and my in-depth knowledge of the universe plays a key role in my teaching. It's very evident from my blogs. Besides, people like me. Me and my. I am me. Are you con-fuzed yet?

Take for example my knowledge of peaches. I know everything there is to know about peaches. Did you know that peaches originally came from Istanbul (or was it Constantinople... Hmmm... I get them confused.)? Regardless, that's not important.

I'm sure at this point you're not any less cornfuzed. This post is really my safety lesson for the month. Don't fall for the trap. Slight of hand and mystery marvel is at play and work throughout your life. Twist of words and position of phrases can doom the ignorant and gullible fool.

How does this relate to my knowledge of Peaches?

It doesn't.